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 Posted: Wed Dec 16th, 2009 12:33 pm
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4thekids wrote:

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
Answer:  Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.


I thought it would be something about a crash course in flying...



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What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
Answer:  Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.



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;) What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?



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:) What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?



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RevolutionsPerMinute wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

Yes, RevolutionsPerMinute and I Thank You



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4thekids wrote: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko



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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?



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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?



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RevolutionsPerMinute wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

frost butt?

Not what I was looking for but good... Thank You RevolutionsPerMinute



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wetfoot wrote: Polaroids
Yes wetfoot and I Thank You...



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4thekids wrote: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

frost butt?



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Polaroids



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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?



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Pete Macinta wrote: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Nothing. Fish can't talk. or...

Ouch! or...

I'm going to try to scale you.

--Whenever the answer comes I have a parallel question / riddle to this that just popped into my mind.

God bless,
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I like the "I'm going to try to scale you" answer!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?... "d**n" 



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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Nothing. Fish can't talk. or...

Ouch! or...

I'm going to try to scale you.

--Whenever the answer comes I have a parallel question / riddle to this that just popped into my mind.

God bless,
Pete



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pineknot wrote: Cuz you can only order, "Moon Pies"
4thekids wrote: Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?



and... Cuz there is no atmosphere LOL

Thank You pineknot




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Cuz you can only order, "Moon Pies"
4thekids wrote: Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?



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Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?



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Pete Macinta wrote: I think my brain got this one...
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.The letter "m."

God bless,
Pete

Yes Pete and God Bless you also



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I think my brain got this one...
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.The letter "m."

God bless,
Pete



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It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.



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4thekids wrote: pineknot wrote: pms
4thekids wrote: What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

pineknot you are so right but the answer I'm looking for is "Age" Thank You

PMS and as Paul Harvey used to say "and now you know the rest of the story" :)



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pineknot wrote: pms
4thekids wrote: What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

pineknot you are so right but the answer I'm looking for is "Age" Thank You



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pms
4thekids wrote: What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?



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What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?



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yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
Flip it upside down and it still reads 1961:P
Yes Yak and I Thank You



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4thekids wrote: What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
Flip it upside down and it still reads 1961:P



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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?



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4thekids wrote: Farmer wrote: Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 

5      there are only 4 colors

Yes Farmer and Thank You and may I add a Thanks to everyone else.

What about the 14 that had holes in them and my toe stuck out?;)



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Farmer wrote: Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 

5      there are only 4 colors

Yes Farmer and Thank You and may I add a Thanks to everyone else.



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Farmer wrote: Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 

5      there are only 4 colors

Good riddle.  I misread the question--I was answering how many you would have to pull out black socks...



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Farmer wrote: Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 

5      there are only 4 colors

About half the people around here would not care what colors they have on, one green, one black whatever:P

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Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 

5      there are only 4 colors



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yakspy wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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No but Thanks...

Hint: More then two but less then ten. 



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4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
2



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resisto wrote: 4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
14.


No resisto but please try again... 

Hint:  The number I'm looking for is less then ten.  



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4thekids wrote: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
14.



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If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?



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pineknot wrote: All this figuring on paper or computer spread sheet, or maybe google? Probably all on paper. English red house in center.



             1st             2nd       3rd        4th         5th
 Nation  Norwegian  Danish  British   German   Swedish
 Color    Yellow        Blue       Red     Green     White
 Drink    Water        Tea         Milk      Coffee    Beer
 Cigar    Dunhill       Blends    Pall Mall  Prince    Blue Master
 Pet       Cats          Horses    Birds      Fish        Dogs



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All this figuring on paper or computer spread sheet, or maybe google? Probably all on paper. English red house in center.

Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: Farmer wrote: The German owns the fish.
Thanks Farmer... its the coffee-drinking, Prince Cigar-smoking German in the green house that owns the fish.



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Farmer wrote: The German owns the fish.
Thanks Farmer... its the coffee-drinking, Prince Cigar-smoking German in the green house that owns the fish.



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Rats, I almost got to that point. How did you figure it out. Of course it still remains to be to be seen. If you are right.

Farmer wrote: The German owns the fish.



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The German owns the fish.



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Pete Macinta wrote: It is assumed on one pet/animal is assigned to each person? Like, each of these people shall have only one type of pet/animal?


God bless,
Pete

Yes



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It is assumed on one pet/animal is assigned to each person? Like, each of these people shall have only one type of pet/animal?


God bless,
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pineknot wrote: This riddle could make you crazy. Working it.

Think about it and use a chart.



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